curlytoms:

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I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

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devinwolfi:

Thor and Hannah Montana are in-laws

wingbeifong:

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

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dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

lavenderys:

u ever watch a movie and go whoa! how was this so good! and then the credits roll and you see directed by: [woman] and you’re like ohhhhhhh makes sense

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whytookyouradvice:

i think snapchat should let our bitmojis fuck

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clairenovac:

ten years later and the jonas brothers are exactly where we all knew they would be. nick is a heartthrob enjoying a successful solo career. joe is in a successful new punk-pop band having a fun time. kevin is 40 year old conservative construction worker or something with two kids.

cullenrutherford:

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

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itchycoil:

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

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